meaning crappy or a poor man's version of something, it refers to older toys that still use pullstrings instead of awesome buttons

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

meaning crappy or a poor man's version of something, it refers to older toys that still use pullstrings instead of awesome buttons

verb. A technique used to prolong the act of sexual intercourse. Prior to male ejaculation, the cremaster muscle retracts the testicles into the body. To prevent the subsequent ejaculation, the testis may be manually withdrawn from the body.

something someone says so often, that if a toy (with a pullstring) was made out of them, that's what it would say.