when you make a joke or do something only you/they think is funny, and everyone laughs not cause it was funny but because you are acting dumb

A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.

Dating someone whom is younger than you are.

The act of getting someone “on birth control” pregnant, going on a booze fuelled bender in Spain, living with your now pregnant girlfriend on a waterbed at your mums, having to re-evaluate your life after it that and realising you need a better job, because Tesco’s just wasn’t pulling in enough money.

When you do something so idiotic. That you end up making yourself look like the biggest dumbass on the planet and yet complain about life when people joke about you.