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the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter
"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"
by Baker146 January 12, 2011
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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when you accidentally spill hummus on a girls face whose blacked out and when you’re “blacked out” also
guy 1:“dude he nuttedonnaface!” guy 2:“no way! did he really pull a parker?”
pulling a parker
by girlwithhummus March 24, 2021
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To pull a Parker is to be outrageously kind to undeserving people daily.
Pulling a parker example.
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
by playdoughbeswag January 13, 2021
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