Pulling a David

when one acts awkward and jerks off on the bus

Don't alienate yourself by pulling a David on the bus

by da'id March 24, 2018

Pull a David

When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.

Damn your tank is dirty, you're about to pull a David if you don't clean it asap!

by timboslice84 August 1, 2014

Pull a David

When in the middle of hooking up you stick your entire tongue down their throat and leave it there.

yo i was hooking up with him and he decided to pull a david

by daddidrphil March 28, 2019

Pulling a David

Pulling a David is applicable to only teachers, it is when the teacher is in school but doesn't give enough of a shit about his students to hold a class for them.

Student 1: Hey, why is Mrs. Norris not in the class yet, I saw her in the teacher's lounge
Student 2: Aw Man!! I think she's Pulling a David

by lady's man5441 February 22, 2022

Pull a David Carradine.

Telling someone to go fuck themselves and die.

Hey asshole why don't you go "Pull a David Carradine."

by ANDO1111 June 12, 2010

Pull a David Guetta

To establish lack of DJ skills by playing a prerecorded session during a live performance, usually via a pen drive on a laptop.

Joel: This man has a good set -- wait a minute, did he just pull a david guetta?
Rob: Get him off stage, he's not a real DJ!

by Altermaven November 12, 2014

Pulling a David James

The act of commenting on how "doable" of every girl that walks by.

Person 1: Wow dude, did you see Allison walk thru here.

Person 2: Dude, Allison has a mustache. Don't be pulling a David James.

by concrete man August 11, 2011