When you forget someone’s birthday

The act of getting someone “on birth control” pregnant, going on a booze fuelled bender in Spain, living with your now pregnant girlfriend on a waterbed at your mums, having to re-evaluate your life after it that and realising you need a better job, because Tesco’s just wasn’t pulling in enough money.

When you do something so idiotic. That you end up making yourself look like the biggest dumbass on the planet and yet complain about life when people joke about you.