To have loud sex with someone in a dorm, to the point where everybody can hear you. Especially applies to figures of authority.
The proctor pulled a sam last night. He didn't realize that playing loud music wouldn't mask the sound of him banging his girlfriend, so the rest of the dorm was up the entire night listening to them.
by kerrerific April 13, 2008
when you make a joke or do something only you/they think is funny, and everyone laughs not cause it was funny but because you are acting dumb
pulling a sam
sam: yeah i went up to the girl and i was like where did you get that shirt the dollar store
everyone: laugh(but at him not with)
sam: yeah i went up to the girl and i was like where did you get that shirt the dollar store
everyone: laugh(but at him not with)
by yuroga February 07, 2009
To find something productive to do then completing it at the end and reversing the whole intention and process of the original idea.
by DigitalVar October 23, 2014
by FlameofUdeeznuts October 23, 2019
person1 "Man i saw you and that hott chick gettin it on last night"
person2 "It was insane but im not gunna ask her out, it would be pulling a sam"
person2 "It was insane but im not gunna ask her out, it would be pulling a sam"
by homie g dawg November 21, 2007
Pulling an Uncle Sam is basically fucking over the people closest to you in an unlimited amount of ways. Stealing, Lying, Cheating, ect.
by UnYieldingBroda June 07, 2013
by signedbykami May 15, 2018