Giving compliments while increasing the level of scarcasm to championsleague level.

Being intolerably late to an appointment of any kind and for any reason

When 2 men tie the tips of their dicks to each others. Then try to pull the other across a predetermined distance. The winner usually gets awarded a wet handy from the looser.

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.

A fun and challenging sexual activity involving two men. One man inserts his penis inside his partner's anus. The catcher than clenched his anus as tight as humanly possible as the pitcher drags him around the fraternity house.

masturbating whilst driving

The sexual act a man with out functional legs performs to force himself inside another man.