a term used for when one is slacking off or not pulling their weight; instead of doing what they're supposed to "playing with themselves"
nick: "mark what the hell are you doing?"
mark: "talking to henry."
nick: "well quit pulling dick and get back to work."
by spyr0o510 April 29, 2009
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Having the day off school/work when a valuable piece of assessment (such as a physics assignment or Math Exam) is due. Derived from Richard's name (the original and most famous Dick Puller)
1.
Teacher: Where is Richard today?

Random student: Ah he's not here today, he's pulling a dick.

2.
John: Are you going to school today?

Fred: Nah...I'm gonna pull a Dick...I haven't done my English assignment yet.
by funnydood April 17, 2008
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an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.


Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He was so pulling a Dick.
by BennyKennedy April 01, 2009
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pulled a Dick
an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.

Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He so pulled a Dick.
by BennyKennedy April 01, 2009
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To pull a Dick Cheney is to shoot someone in the face, often times claiming it was an accident or saying you thought they were a quail.
Stop-it or I'll pull a Dick Cheney on you!
by upsdnz February 26, 2008
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To commit an egregious act while driving a car and act like you did nothing wrong.

Any kind of ballsy, illegal-as-hell-act done while driving your car. Its best to act totally innocent after you Pull a Dick Smith.
Pull a Dick Smith and turn on that No-Turn-On-Red sign.
by Gomzz July 19, 2010
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