Pulchritudinous

A breath-taking, stunning, person with heart-breaking beauty. Someone who can make your heart skip a beat just by how beautiful they are.

David: That girl Jasmine is sooo hot
Jay: I know! Her and her sister Emily are sooo pulchritudinous
David: Nice! Big words!
*David high fives Jay*

by Oof.3230 December 5, 2018

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Pulchritudinous

Pulchritudinous means beautiful. It can be used as an adjective to describe how beautiful something is. It could be describing something just as beautiful as you but we aren't too sure.

Y/n: Yo dude, what does pulchritudinous mean?

H/n: It means beautiful like you.

by mg01 April 13, 2023

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PULCHRITUDINOUSLY-CHALLENGED

Butt-Ugly; Not A Sight For Sore Eyes, Fugly (when someone is so ugly that when they look out the window, they get arrested for mooning).

My ho is so pulchritudinously-challenged that the local bakery pays her to use her face, as they push it into the dough to make a batch of gorilla cookies. As a matter of fact, when she goes to the bathroom, she scares the shit out of the toilet, and when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras because her face could scare the maggots off of a gut pile!

by weave December 7, 2003

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Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary

A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.

"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."

by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 17, 2023

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