First, you sit on your partner/friends face. Next you make them shit in your mouth. Then, you spit out the poo that they have deposited in your mouth into a nice pastry. You bake the pastry with an assortment of herbs. When it is cooked, you sit down to dinner and eat your puffypoospittlepie. Lovely.

Short for ultimate bias. Typically used by fangirls and fanboys to describe their favourite celebrity amongst the many that they are fans of.