The act of smoking a large "puff" of marijuana or "tree"
Yo bro we gonna puff some trees after school?
Yo bro we puffing trees whenever we can!
by Swimgod October 11, 2015
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the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.

Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"
952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"

Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.
by MsJBootie November 30, 2009
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The act of assonating one or more members of the Power Puff Girls, and/or the destruction of their merchandise.
William: Hey Tom, where'd my kalashnikov go? :)

Tom: Sugar, spice, and everything nice...and their Christmas special DVD's, were just anti-puffed!
by PustulioSquig November 25, 2010
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Korean girls never shaved, not even for bikini.
look at their area, and their bikini is PUFFED UPP like an afro covered by a du-ragg
Damn that FOB chick's bottom is puffed up!
by Puff Daddy Korea June 06, 2011
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>noun: immensely large pork sword.
>noun: uncommonly huge (in size) piece of meat.
HOLY COW! Irving has a jet puffed sausage! How does he find under wear that fit?!?!!

Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!
by Ashley, and Abby January 03, 2008
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This occurs every time something that looks so delicious, so attractive on the surface turns out to be tasteless and bland when tasted. Based on the common experience from eating French pastries.
Dropping a C-note at a disappointing fancy restaurant is an experience of the Puffed Pastry Paradox.
by Ontologist on Call July 07, 2009
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when your dick swells increasingly large after excessive durations of sex, and or masterbations.
you are home alone on a saturday night, and jerking off to porn with 22 browsers open, and 7 hours later, you look at your dick, and AWESOME!! its "all puffed up", and fat like nigga cock.
by MasterBlaster66 January 15, 2010
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