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Very similar to a "donkey punch" except when you are about to ejaculate you pull out of the womans anus and punch her in the kidney. This causes her to defaecate all over the bed.
Oh man i gave Jane the Puerto Rican secret last night and then we both had to sleep on the couch because the bed was all covered in shit.
by Anchorage October 16, 2007
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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