Thick puddy-like substance between the butt cheeks
Man i have bad butt puddy.
by MTMan21 March 01, 2014
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The dumbest fucking BEING in the universe. Someone who people DESPISE beyond their shit. When this is said, everyone in a room will go bad shit crazy and throw a fit.
by IceyCreme November 02, 2020
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A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.
"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"
by Alowishus10 February 17, 2014
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A stuffed monkey that was once used on a 5 year old as a wipe for its shitty, crusty asshole
I saw that kid using a puddy monkey on its crusty asshole!
by PuddySlays January 19, 2019
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When a cat silently and miraculously appears someplace that it was just a mere 1/30th of a second ago.
Where’s the cat? It just tele-puddied from the living room to the kitchen counter.
by Annieeggplant February 13, 2021
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