Before getting it on, I like to practice proper pubonics.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

Before attending his first meeting of Sex Addicts Anonymous, Jeremy was required to complete a pubonics class offered at the local community college (entry in rear). For homework he ravaged three muff puppies, boned two tuna, and phoned it in on a booty call.