Only used for desperate measures. From the outside it looks pleasant, but one foot in(or one nostril in) and a tidal wave of smells enter your respiratory system causing years and years of emotional and physical trauma to the lungs, gasping for air. Every door to every stall is broken, with either a lock that doesn't close all the way, or a lock that is so covered in grime so when the door is closed you're afraid of being locked in forever. Every toilet has some form of shit or piss stain on the toilet seat, so ladies, prepare for squats. The sinks are always automatic, so they either never work or they stop after running for two seconds. Also, the soap resembles that common smell of hospital soap. Who doesn't love smelling like that? Lastly, 99% of the time the paper towel holders are empty, so you're only option is using the dryer that pumps out mouthfuls of air while still managing to sound like a 42 ton truck driving at full speed.
I'm a mother of five children and I need to take a piss, oh goody a public bathroom!
by stumpytrumpy101 February 19, 2016
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The Public Bathroom Stance is that pose you do when you’re in a beach or park bathroom, and everything stank so bad that you don’t dare to touch that seat. It typically looks like a light squat with your legs further apart.
Look at Sarah right now, why does she stand like that?
Yea man, she’s always in Public Bathroom Stance.
by big gangsta :0 March 18, 2022
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Karla: Hey Public Bathroom are you alright?
Public Bathroom#9091: I’m emo now…
Karla: oh
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a public bathboom that men and women use at the same time.
John ran into Kathy in the public unisex bathroom.
by Deep blue 2012 November 2, 2009
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A VERYYY gross public place to basically.. Yk..
Me : those public bathrooms don't have good quality..
by Bhoskin January 15, 2022
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a place that has shit all over the place and even some cum, usually has some mustard too.
When he shit in the public bathroom, he thought to himself, how much constitpation is in my ass.
by jissel69420 February 26, 2022
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