A skirt so short it's almost a belt.

vagina, bearded oyster

the Internet (slang), as boob tube is for television.

* The Internet is far more about connections between peers than something
shown by a distinct class (TV networks/women) to a more-often separate
consumer class (viewers/men+lesbians).

* Whereas boobs offer diffences along few dimensions, the Internet and pubes
both vary dramatically depending on who the consumer is.

* As with pubes, Internet miners go through forrests (of information) to get
to their ultimate destination.

* There are far more pictures of pubes on the Internet.

Another term for penis, referring to the pubic hair under it.

Attaching ones pubic hair to their television by any means nessecery.