Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Piss their pants
We need to show our customers something that gets them so excited that they PTP
by ukblokester January 31, 2013
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Pro to Pro
When a pro comes in contact with another pro
When chu and freshpro met in heroes of newerth, it was true ptp
by skbLimo October 07, 2011
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acronym: Pound That Pussy

A derogetory term used to say "have sex".
Bob: That girl is hot!
Jeff: PTP!
Bob: Dick game!
by PussyVomit September 03, 2008
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poppin' that pussy; having a gay ole time
Watch her ptp on a handstand!
by ms biotch January 09, 2011
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Last night, I banged Megan, and guess what the best part was? she had a ptp.
by sprinter October 26, 2008
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