A man who's such a stupid dickwad he doesn't realize how pathetic and mentally debilitated he is but expects everyone else to be fucking perfect.

Fact: This cockamamie species of pig headed dick can't even be a REAL dinosaur but a mutant flying lizard bitch.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.