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1. Sarcastic "yes"
2. "Yeah, right"
3. A response to something you don't believe.
4. An expression of disapproval, disappointment, or disinterest
PunkRawka684829xxxx44666: Slipknot is teh roxorz
Personwhoisnotadumbass: Pteh.
by GuyMontag September 23, 2004
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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