My psychotherapist is SO BEAUTIFUL, I wish she would turn into PSYCHO-THE-RAPIST during my appointments. But, NO, she has some kind of professional ethics or something!

There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.

Patient: I was raped when I was 6 years old.
Psychotherapist: *nods*