When a woman is so ugly no man can get an erection around her so she is forced to become a lesbian if she want to have sex.

Someone who choses to be offended on behalf of someone else or a group. By assuming that they (the person or group) will be offended and responding in a virtues manner. By either silencing the other by calling them disrespectful or by blatantly denying factual information.

This is part of a tactic called Virtue Signalling often used by Libtards.

Usually in response to a statement or joke about the other person or group. In most cases the offended person is not related to the group he is offended for.

This occurs when someone with whom you have recently had sex also recently had sex previously with a "third party". You are then said to have had sex with third party by proxy.

A close female friend that feels like your girlfriend. She is very affectionate around you so it feels like you're dating. Usually, you like her alot but she does not feel the same way for some complex reason. It's a double edge sword in how it feels like you're not lonely when you're around her, but in reality you still are

(n) The watching of a cunnilingus scene in an adult film.

origin- a play on words of Munchausen by Proxy

If someone is the bitch of someone's bitch, they are a proxy bitch.

Coming into contact with a penis by proxy, especially a problem in mens toilets when someone doesnt wash their hands. Ie they last touched their own penis before touching the door handle on the toliet exit and you have to touch the same handle. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!