The selfish asshole who proudly refuses to wear a facemask during a pandemic. This person is culpable for spreading contagion among a population. A proximate schnoz will still expect sympathy when they catch covid, ebola, or similar plagues. We won't forget the proximate schnozs among us.

A girl who has been tortured for 2+ years blindfolded who screams whenever she hears the door open.

A proximity boyfriend is someone who you can’t trust further than a 5 metre radius. They aren’t your actual “boyfriend” because he doesn’t use labels..but it feels like you’re in a relationship.

A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.

When within hands reach of any food, it becomes devoured immediately.

a fancy way of saying orgasm

The arrival of a meat sword when in close proximity to others of like-minded interest or infatuation.