Pooping into the tank of a toilet, and taking the float out. This will make poopy water overflow from the toilet tank. The pure genious of this action is that most people almost always leave the bathroom while the tank is still filling.
"I went to that frat house last night and planted a proximity mine, by taking the float out and pooping in the tank of one of their toilets."
by Pantanto April 30, 2004
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1. An attraction to someone not particularly attractive, developed from frequent and prolonged exposure to the person.
2. The subject of the attraction.
2. The subject of the attraction.
by MystJake June 05, 2020
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To engage in sexual relations with the person who is the nearest geographical distance to you. This usually occurs without regard for self worth.
Although Alan had been making eye contact with the fetching young woman across the bar, he decided to indiscriminately proximity fuck the less attractive, unsavory woman to his immediate right, out of ease.
Following the devastation of Tom's breakup, he went to a bar and proximity fucked the first woman he met.
Following the devastation of Tom's breakup, he went to a bar and proximity fucked the first woman he met.
by SaucyK January 20, 2012
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A situation in which your ballsack is welded together with your penis. Usually occurs after sitting down in a pair of jeans.
Man a: Hey, what the hell is that shit down there?
Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.
Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.
by Sackary June 07, 2010
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When in close proximity to one you care deeply about, or just purely have the raging hots for, you make insanely stupid and inexplicable mistakes.
Lori, I know I really eff'd up our dinner order...but every time I'm near you I suffer major proximity errors! I can't help it...it's what you do to me!
by jfwordsmythe December 12, 2016
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To flirt with someone by being in close proximity to them; also to flirt by frequent casual touching
Bailey was proximity flirting with Mark by standing close to him frequently and by finding casual reasons to touch his hand(s) while talking.
by Kathrine West July 23, 2015
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Examples:
ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"
" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."
ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"
" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...
Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.
Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.
ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"
" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."
ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"
" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...
Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.
Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.
by oakvilleBIGL May 31, 2011
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