Democrats who have jumped in to run for President in 2008 want to prevent Bush from sending 20,000 more kids to Iraq. They are the surge protectors.
by euphemismo January 19, 2007
A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 13, 2008
A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 12, 2008
1) A southern term for the upper or top part of the inner thigh on a female that is larger or has more fat on it then the lower part of the inner thigh.
2) The thicker part of the upper inner thigh on a female that protects the private parts from being seen while wearing a skirt or dress.
saddlebags
2) The thicker part of the upper inner thigh on a female that protects the private parts from being seen while wearing a skirt or dress.
saddlebags
Girl, I was checking Facebook while I was on the toilet and dropped my phone. If it wasn't for my coochie protectors my phone would have went right thru my legs and into the toilet.
saddlebags
saddlebags
by Puerto Rican Rose August 20, 2017
The name taken by Oliver Cromwell after the English civil war, after which he disbanded the English monarchy, and eventually ruled through the military.
by Balls out for Bantu September 28, 2016
Someone who is always seen holding his pint, afraid to leave it on a table or bar counter for whatever reason. Also common in many party photographs.
I went through the photographs of James' party last night. Peter was holding a ruddy glass of Guinness in every photo, he's a real pint protector.
by James the Paranoid Android November 01, 2009
A Priestley protector is someone who vapes a ridiculous amount and idolises mediocre pussy SIMP. A Priestley protector can be seen defending mediocre pussy on snapchat stories, or by other forms of communication. A Priestley protector is highly known for their nicotine addiction, and is sometimes found smoking Dokha whilst using the dating app Yubo.
Person 1: Hey man where were you last night?
Priestley protector: Sorry mate, I just got this new box mod, I was blowing O's in my bathroom all night texting Jess
Person 1: God damnit! You're such a Priestley protector SMH
Priestley protector: Sorry mate, I just got this new box mod, I was blowing O's in my bathroom all night texting Jess
Person 1: God damnit! You're such a Priestley protector SMH
by dankapplesauce June 03, 2019