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1. (n.) One who will perform sexual acts if payment can be arranged. (Payment does not have to be moeny.)
You ARE a prostitute??? Damn mom, that's cold... that some real cold shit.
by Adolf Hitler jr. April 04, 2003
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Someone who has dedicated their life and "organ" to make people happy, in return for money, but beware of the DISEASES.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the prostitutes that were killed yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's ashame, all they were doing is making life more enjoyable for those who can't get "none"
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
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A prostitute is a woman who sells sex for anything. What is accepted in exchange for sex ranges from money to crack to a job position.
Your mother is such a fucking prostitute Jim she sucked my dick for a six pack of beer last week.
by Chalmsley Pendleton VII May 06, 2013
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Verbosely defined as someone who sells their own personal morals and/or values for the idea of money, not necessarily for sex.
At work I feel like I prostitute myself, having to agree with my boss, lest he fire my ass.
by Stephan Smolka January 06, 2009
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Someone who will love you, no matter who you are or what you look like.
Sometimes a man needs to be with a woman. But sometimes, when the loving is over, the woman just wants to talk and talk and talk and talk.

That's not why you pay a prostitute, no you don't pay for her to stay you pay for her to leave afterwards.

That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes!
by dark289 April 14, 2009
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