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1. (n.) One who will perform sexual acts if payment can be arranged. (Payment does not have to be moeny.)
You ARE a prostitute??? Damn mom, that's cold... that some real cold shit.
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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A prostitute is a woman who sells sex for anything. What is accepted in exchange for sex ranges from money to crack to a job position.
Your mother is such a fucking prostitute Jim she sucked my dick for a six pack of beer last week.
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Someone who has dedicated their life and "organ" to make people happy, in return for money, but beware of the DISEASES.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the prostitutes that were killed yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's ashame, all they were doing is making life more enjoyable for those who can't get "none"
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
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One who accepts money for a sexual act. There are many classes of prostitutes. There are streetwalkers, then massage parlors, then escorts, then call girls. Only about 20% of "working girls" are streetwalkers, although they make up 80% of arrests and 100% of news coverage. Prostitution is not all streetwalkers, it's also the girl next door to you who does it because she chooses to do so. It is a growing trend among young women as they begin to see that they have been mislead about the profession by the sensationalist media. See authors Belle de Jour, Madame Meretrix, and the Scarlet Harlot.
I'm an escort who earns $300 an hour; men who can afford that are rarely creeps, lowlifes, or degenerates.
by Mistress Liz February 28, 2005
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