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The act of paying someone to be your friend. Can be with money, trips, favors, homework help anything.
person 1: Ya Mike over there, he is Jen's prostifriend. She always brings him donuts in the morning so that he will hang out with her.
by Sauceboss11 February 12, 2014
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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