When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring
Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019
A Modest Proposal is when somebody suggests that eating babies might not be such a bad idea. This is taken from the satirical book of the same name written by Jonathan Swift in 1729. He frankly suggested that poor people ought to sell their children as food to the upper class in order to stimulate the economy and bring Ireland out of a sort of depression. Here's an excerpt: "A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragoust."
Jane- "That infant child looks delicious. I think we should eat him."
John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."
John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
when one "pops the question" by exposing his dick with wedding ring on the tip of his pecker.
if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.
if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.
if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.
if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GETTING MARRIED.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose
Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose
Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014
Lil' Puppet: hey foo, you ever gonna marry your hyna, Mousie, a?
Joker: chale ese, i proposed a couple weeks ago
Lil' Puppet: for reals foo? congratulations a
Joker: for reals, she tolls me she was pregnant and i was all, "for reals? we better get married a."
Lil' Puppet: thas the chicano proposal right there mang, thas wassup vato.
Joker: chale ese, i proposed a couple weeks ago
Lil' Puppet: for reals foo? congratulations a
Joker: for reals, she tolls me she was pregnant and i was all, "for reals? we better get married a."
Lil' Puppet: thas the chicano proposal right there mang, thas wassup vato.
by evenbilljameshatesyou January 20, 2022
hey did you see Rita's engagement photos? the ones she posted on facebook because privacy is no longer a thing? it's such proposal porn
by noxious_toast November 25, 2013
Failure to get the get the bill passed on the first three occasions left robert with no option but to envoke the beckett proposal.
"Twins had always intrigued me"
Thought Emma, but she had never expected to hear herself excepting the Beckett Proposal. See Spit Roast
"Twins had always intrigued me"
Thought Emma, but she had never expected to hear herself excepting the Beckett Proposal. See Spit Roast
by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005
by Topango September 6, 2017