Another euphemism for "sponsored content" which itself is a euphemism for clickbait advertising for morons.
They're starting to label clickbait scams with "promoted contented" instead of "sponsored content". Whatevrer. You have to be a moron to click that shit.
by therealmookmerkin April 12, 2019
by Wskrbzkt February 25, 2019
When someone talks to the point where the audience starts sleeping. Usually, listening to it is not even helpful.
by Yesssssirr May 24, 2020
The act of a superior promoting a subordinate by having inappropriate relations with them and by virtue thereof, giving the subordinate the rank equal to or one higher than the superior. Normally seen in the military.
"Hey man, have you noticed that Private Doe has been acting like her shit doesn't stink lately? - Yeah. Rumor has it that the boss gave her a battlefuck promotion."
by USArmyK9 April 12, 2014
When you start a new job you get given a bad desk and then when someone finally moves on you can take their good desk.
by Gooseberries January 21, 2009
Being promoted to a position that sucks worse than your current position. Your new title may include such misleading terms as "senior" or "manager" but in fact mean more hours for less pay and a false sense of moving forward in the company.
low guy on totem pole: Hey Stu, congrats on your promotion demotion last week!
Stu: (eyes red, hair greasy, piles of papers in heaps on his desk) Thanks bro, it's great finally being a Senior Manager in the office. I work 70 hours a week now but I'm making $800 more a year and I'm really valued here!
Stu: (eyes red, hair greasy, piles of papers in heaps on his desk) Thanks bro, it's great finally being a Senior Manager in the office. I work 70 hours a week now but I'm making $800 more a year and I'm really valued here!
by SoFloBabyMamma March 10, 2011
A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.
fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"
Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"
V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"
Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"
V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
by fred_berg December 18, 2009