Civilised Human: What the fuck get away from me before I catch American disease.
American: Hey, don't you be using that profane language in my prescense.
Civilised Human: Get a fucking dictionary, you bible-bashing moron.

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...

That concert was profane.

'Hey I just wasted 5 bucks on this shitty CD of a guy who looks like a foot'

'Who is it'

'I dunno some fag Profane'