it is when two non-gay, black males take off their pants, run full speed backwards at each other, jump in the air, and slap their butts together.
dude those bros totally just norwegian cattle proded and they are absolutely not gay in any way at all!
by Joeb's friend February 20, 2011
Get a Norwegian Cattle Prod mug for your dog Zora.
When a man takes a turkey baster filled with urine and empties it up a woman's butt. He then quickly pulls out the baster and pushes in a butt plug or his dick. This produces a stinging sensation, hence the name "cattle prod"
Bill: "Last night after Lucy broke up with me gave her an oklahoma cattle prod"
Joe: "Damn, good for you"
by P3RV-E November 05, 2014
Get the oklahoma cattle prod neck gaiter and mug.
Take some type of hot peppery substance and place on your finger and insert it into anothers ass.
When my girlfriend acts bad I give her the Swedish Cattle Prod.
by The V.I.P. October 31, 2006
Get a Swedish Cattle Prod mug for your boyfriend Günter.
The use of morning wood to wake your loving partner.
Good morning dear, I think I hear the prod alarm clock going off.
by sidelock2 January 25, 2008
Get the prod alarm clock neck gaiter and mug.
The act of branding a woman's vagina as to claim ownership.
Jimmy: What smells like burned cunt?

Random girl: Thats me, my boyfriend gave me a Cowboy Cattle Prod
by Mullet Boner August 10, 2011
Get a Cowboy Cattle Prod mug for your coworker Abdul.
Nikola Tesla was an inventor and a electrical engineer whose theoretical work formed the basis of modern alternating current electric power (AC) systems.

While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.

Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a "Tesla Cock Prod ". She never came so hard in her life.

Also known as a Edison Reamer.
by ChuckGoldmember September 17, 2008
Get a Tesla Cock Prod mug for your Aunt Helena.
dress up like batman with a utility belt, a cattle prod, a spray can and a gun and run around at night and when you see someone shit on him or her then spray them with your spray can and start beating them senseless then zap them with your cattle prod and then murder them with your gun.
Batman: hey robin wanna do some late night muddy Texas winged prodding?

Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.
by weedhead11111111111111111 April 16, 2018
Get a muddy Texas winged prodding mug for your guy Larisa.