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a doctor specializing in vision care for individuals with their head up their ass.
Dude! It's right there, plain English, in front of your face! You need to make an appointment to see your proctometrist.
by cyclopath September 21, 2010
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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