by Tim Johnides February 15, 2006
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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proctologist- someone who treats ass holes all day.
octogenarian- someone who is 80 years old.
"Proctogenarian"- an 80 year old ass hole.
octogenarian- someone who is 80 years old.
"Proctogenarian"- an 80 year old ass hole.
Maynard was running around the house in his speedo yelling
'Michael Flatley!!', practicing his RiverDance routine. Mildred just thought he was acting like a "proctogenarian".
'Michael Flatley!!', practicing his RiverDance routine. Mildred just thought he was acting like a "proctogenarian".
by Tim Johnides February 17, 2006
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