The act of using the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities and obligations.

Unrelated to the term procrastipoop.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

The act of pooping to avoid one’s responsibilities.