One who will do anything, including spending an entire day looking up random words on urban dictionary, to get out of doing work. This habit often has a terrible effect on that person's relationships, work, or grades.

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

A person who waits until the last possible minute to complete a task. A model of efficiency.

If you wait until the last minute, then it only takes a minute to do it.

One who, when advised that today is the first day of the rest of his life, replies, no, that's tomorrow.

Someone who delaying or postponing something.

A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.

The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"

A lazy sod that does no work, just avoids it like the plague.