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What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004
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A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003
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No, seriously. Get back to work. Now. You're procrastinating. I know it. You looked on the definition of 'Procrastination'. You must be doing it. Go. NOW.
by Lucio Soph August 30, 2010
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I procrastinated too long, and now the paper is due tomorrow! I haven't even started on it yet!! *starts writing nonstop*

Procrastination brings about the most busy day of your live eventually if you keep doing it.
by SomeBadJoke March 19, 2006
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Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
by Hayter86 December 01, 2009
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The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.
Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.

Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.
by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005
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