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What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.
by donottouchthat February 05, 2013
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How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.
I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.
by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008
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to be lazy and not do things until the last minute
one time i procrastinated and didnt do my hw until 10:00 the night before it was due. and one time i finally started a project the day after it was due. yes i am a procrastinator
by future dropout June 02, 2004
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I'll tell you later but not right now because I am too lazy
I always procrastinate thats why i failed school and college
by smoovestarr April 03, 2005
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to put things off until last minute; what you are probably doing right now
Sally: OMG! I finished my history homework! Did you finish yours?

Bob: No... I'm procrastinating.

Sally: You always procrastinate! Bad boy!
by futymore December 17, 2009
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