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Someone who you hang out with to avoid doing work, especially at uni.
1. I should have written my stats paper, instead I went for coffee with my procrastimates.

2. She's not really my friend, she's just a procrastimate for when I don't want to mark essays.
by Pieter R November 15, 2007
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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When you wait just long enough to provide an estimate that there is no chance of actually getting the task done on time.
If the engineer hadn't procrastimated for 2 weeks, we would've known the feature wasn't going to make it in before we published the release notes.
by Spicy B November 07, 2017
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