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Adverb. Definition= to put off work with self pleasure, known as masturbation.
"The boys reckon Procrastibation is the best way to avoid schoolwork"

"I procrastibated on the weekend to avoid school work"
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When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.
"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.
by Ramshel February 05, 2012
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When you are working but can't deny the impulse to sneak out a cheeky wank.
'What are you doing right now?'

'I'm procrastibating.'

'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'

'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'

'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'
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To delay or postpone action; put off doing something to masturbate.
Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"

Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"

"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"
by Procrastibator OG January 18, 2017
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Procrastibation is when someone is procrastinating simply by masturbating.
Person A- bro what are you doing?
Person B- I'm writing the the history essay.
Person A- let me see your browsing history.
Person B- OK I was Procrastibating.
Person A- again with the procrastibation?
by jerrie006 March 29, 2014
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Wanking to avoid work and chores or to pass the time
Man final year exams are coming up but all i have achieved are hours of procrastibation!!
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