When one procrastinates by masterbating.
by jimmydercat November 01, 2010
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When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
by discoN8 October 04, 2012
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Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.
"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."
by poop2938 April 04, 2014
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I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
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by NKH June 11, 2009
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1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge
by Rice Farmer March 17, 2005
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When one who starts watching porn and gently fondles their respective reproductive organs, but never actually gets around to full on masturbation.
Friend - Sorry i couldn't play Call of Duty last night, i was getting ready to jerk it but just ended up procrastibating again.
Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.
Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...
Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.
Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...
by Jiz master flex March 29, 2010
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