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Like twiddling your thumbs, but with a more exciting conclusion.
"Eh, I had a few hours before going out, so I got in some solid procrastibation."
by DeBaser485 December 18, 2008
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The act of wanking when there is minimal time left before something important should be done, e.g homework, an assignment, etc.
Instead of finishing his homework the night before it was due, he instead used his time regretfully on procrastibation.
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Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.
I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.
by Tron =] May 14, 2010
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When you put off finishing your homework, doing the dishes, balancing the checkbook, taking out the trash, feeding the dog, etc., and instead choke the chicken or jill off.
It was senior year, so Elena decided to skip studying and engaged in some procrastibation.
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having assignments due, but looking at porn instead and masturbating
= procrastibation

"get much study done"

"nah was procrastibating"
by billy bob hoodoo November 14, 2011
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Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.

-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'
Working in the library makes procrastibation challenging, if not impossible.
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Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.
"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?
by JuHwang September 08, 2011
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