Procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and masterbate and means to procrastinate by masterbating. Usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work "at hand."
Jeff: Make sure you write tonight... and don't jack off or watch TV.
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?
by [tosser] August 23, 2008
To procrastinate, with masturbation, often to avoid schoolwork.
Active: procrastinbation/procrastibating
Noun: procrastibator
Past tense: procrastibated
Post tense: procrastibate
Active: procrastinbation/procrastibating
Noun: procrastibator
Past tense: procrastibated
Post tense: procrastibate
Jake: Hey, english app is due on monday, have you finished?
Gus: Nah, I think i'll probably just procrastibate all weekend and do it during mondays lesson.
Gus: Nah, I think i'll probably just procrastibate all weekend and do it during mondays lesson.
by catface101 September 27, 2010
by Barrakuda4 February 17, 2010
The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.
I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.
by Kyzer13 August 11, 2009
A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.
by krakadoom August 29, 2008
Tom: "Hey did you do the English homework?"
Jeff: "Yeah but I didn't finish it until about 2 AM. Procrastibation is really a bitch."
Jeff: "Yeah but I didn't finish it until about 2 AM. Procrastibation is really a bitch."
by L2uk3 September 05, 2010
by minirollsrule May 02, 2010