Procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and masterbate and means to procrastinate by masterbating. Usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work "at hand."
Jeff: Make sure you write tonight... and don't jack off or watch TV.
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?
by [tosser] August 24, 2008
Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .
by Max the milkman and Pricycle January 19, 2009
by Scapegoat28 June 6, 2010
by Barrakuda4 February 18, 2010
A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.
by krakadoom August 29, 2008
The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.
by searchlight May 15, 2011
The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.
I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.
by Kyzer13 August 11, 2009