1) Procrastinating masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "What are you doing?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that.

2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

To put off something to go masturbate.

to procrastinate aka waste time by masturbating

When you should be doing something, but instead you masturbate.

To procrastinate, with masturbation, often to avoid schoolwork.

Active: procrastinbation/procrastibating
Noun: procrastibator
Past tense: procrastibated
Post tense: procrastibate

Masturbating instead of doing homework or something you are supposed to be doing.