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PROCAFFEINATING 

The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.
Dude where have you been the two days?
I was procaffeinating going to the shop, but I was out of coffee.
PROCAFFEINATING by Raichev February 17, 2018

procastination

I'll tell the definition you later.
"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.
procastination by procastinater December 23, 2011

procaffinator 

(n.) one who puts off tasks until after the first cup of coffee or tea
I'm a procaffinator. I can't start my day without a cup of coffee
procaffinator by madel97 April 29, 2016

procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.
dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!
procastination by Mariotol November 26, 2007

procatination

The act of putting something you have to do off because you are cuddling with a cat or a one is sitting on your lap and you don't want to disturb it.
Her procatination with her favorite cat caused her to be late.
procatination by nikolai2000 January 16, 2014

procaffenating 

(n.) The tendency not to start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.
I am procaffenating with my project starts until I am shaking and twitching.
procaffenating by Argonator February 4, 2016
Word of the Day on February 25, 2016
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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