The ink costs 7 times more than 1985 Don Perignnon champagne.

Companies fix the ink level monitors so you think it's empty when there's loads left.

"I just spent a weeks wages on a colour print cartridge"
by Tim Sturgeon October 30, 2003
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the print outs that come out when you replace the paper in the printer. obviously someone else didnt realize there was no paper left and so printed their stuff like 12 times, all of which did not work. a waste of paper and really annoying because its almost impossible to stop.
O man, i just wanted to print one page, but i had to deal with the printer vomit first.
by Alison November 27, 2004
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To rumage through print jobs that are not one's own.
Whenever spud picks up a print job, he starts printer prying to see what other people in the office have been printing.
by Spud's Friend June 27, 2006
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A mother who pops out out multiple children who look exactly the same
Kris Jenner has a printer pussy the way she popped them damn kids out.
by Timmy Pitstank October 08, 2021
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At college in dorm rooms lots of people have wireless printers. You can print off of anyone's printer and they will never know who printed. Printing naughty things is particularly amusing.
"Hey Josh, your printer is spitting out an image of a woman getting boned by a horse!"

"Jesus, I'm a victim of printer hijacking!"

"Haha, gotcha!"
by TypicalChazz October 16, 2011
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Punny Printer is a phrase that relates to an extreamly short pair of shorts, simillar to the term "batty rider" the term punny translates in English to "pussy" the printer part of the phrase is related to the "punny" constantantly rubbing up against or "printing" on the shorts.
You see dem gyal wear da punny printer still!
by Lordlondon81 November 20, 2015
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what's responsible for sudden printer noises out of nowhere
things I don't like at the foot of my bed:

clowns and the printer ghost
by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2016
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