Short for "primitivist".
Primitivists have attached themselves to the anarchist movement, and use many of the major journals to warn "Leftists" of an inevitable ecological catastrophe that will kill 90% of humanity, and ensure the remaining 10% can live happily, cave-man stylee, without the fascist constraits of agriculture, language, and so on.
They recognise that real freedom is, evidently, nasty, brutish, and short.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A pre-mature born person

A classy alternative to the word decorate; to create an aesthetically balanced environment, to pronounce a specific feeling upon entrance of any space by utilizing someone trained in primising.