May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Sure that Saddam Hussein would attack the USA, the acting president got prevenge by attacking first.
by Larry Montgomery February 02, 2004
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She took prevenge on her boyfriend by eating the last piece of pizza before he could. Ha, prevenge!!! She also took prevenge on her boyfriend by farting in the car and locking the windows so he could not escape. Prevenge!!
by Dearzy The Great November 14, 2009
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The act of performing a prank or act of humiliation on one who has not yet, but you believe will, upset or humiliate you at some point.
Im not waiting for that douchebag Jerry to humiliate me, i got my prevenge by setting off stink bombs in his locker.
by Senor Smiley Face April 26, 2010
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In "Full Metal Jacket", Private Pyle deserved his "blanket party", as it was an act of prevenge for his later killing of Gny. Sgt. Hartman.
by Nostrildamus October 26, 2007