A way of saying that someone looks stoned in the midlands.
A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.
A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.
pearl: Mate you look absolutely fucking pretzeled!
Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.
Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.
Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.
Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.
Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.
Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.
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by Some person July 30, 2017
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"
"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed
by Dome Timer November 01, 2006
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