(pronounced pretench) one syl/abrev lang for pretentious. the act of saying the word gives a pretentious air therefore making the use of it even more hilarious

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

pretent is a prewoody pre tent < before the woody starts>